Not to be mean or anything, because I’m not really mean, really I Am. Not. Mean. But some things are a red card offense. If you don’t know soccer aka football everywhere else because you play with your FEET and not your HANDS…it’s when a player gets ejected from a game for being a total d-bag. Here I present a blatant red card offense by a player who frankly had one too many yellow cards (those are like the warning penalties) to begin with – one for dumping Shar Jackson for Britney Spears when she was like 7 months sperminated with their second baby and the other for making a career as a gigolo. And others for that wack rap album effort and for popping bottles in Vegas on his woman’s Black Card and driving poor Britney coo coo for Coco Puffs. She still ain’t right…in her concert there was definitely a bit of listlessness. But she still gives good face. Anyway back to the topic at hand. See below.
BEFORE

AFTER

If you’re going to be a gigolo, can you at least earn your keep and look like it?

Boo hiss K Fed. Go to the gym. Step away from the chicken wing.